This is the thought I really woke up to this morning…

Sometime, somewhere, someone was the very first person to ever say “pull my finger” and then farted.

In my younger days, I woke up to different thoughts.  Sigh.

I am very excited to announce that I have been named one of the Best Criminal Defense Lawyers in [my city.]

I am honored, mainly because I haven’t practiced law in 12 years.

Does anyone fall for that marketing?